Legal Assistant Lawyer Joke:
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
Manxangel, 64
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Atlanta, GA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
romantic comedy, drama, romance, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
auburn
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
some college
Profession
Clerical / Administrative
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly
Food Related
Organic, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Japanese, Diet Every Now & Then, Vegetarian
Personality
fun loving, professional, thrifty, frugal, intellectual, romantic
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, soulmate, mr. right, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Gender
Female
Music
Folk, Relaxation and Meditation, Bluegrass, Celtic, Christian Rock, Choir, Country, R and B, Motown, Dance
Hair Style
long hair, ponytail
Fitness & Sports
dancing, bowling, yoga
Looking for
Their Body Type
pleasantly plump, fit, average, athletic, a few extra pounds
Orientation
straight
Relationship
widowed, single, divorced, single - never married
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, no - do not want kids
Income level
$50,000-$100,000, $25,000-$50,000, $100,000+
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Personality
fun loving, intellectual, romantic
They are looking for
relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, miss right, dating
Gender
Male
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Love Lawyer Jokes
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